MMA News

I'm a total MMA junkie. And I'm not just talkin UFC...Pride, Dream, M1, Strikeforce, WEC, Bellatore (although they don't show much of that in my neck of the woods), and any local ones i can find.
So on to the latest MMA news....James Toney, yes the old former Heavyweight Champ who hasn't fought in ages...yes that James Toney , has signed a multi-fight deal with UFC. Now, I know Dana White knows what he's doing, but he knows that he's gonna get some heat since he's all about not attracting the "freak shows". We'll see how he fares in MMA. I think he'll be decent, as long as he works on his ground game and his defense against kicks. He's not used to leg whips or being grounded and pounded, so he's gonna need to shore up that skill. Helping him out is Rampage Jackson's former coach Juanito Ibarra. Lets hope he can help him defend against the leg whip better than he helped him with Rampage. If you saw Rampage's fight against Forrest Griffin, he obviously did not prepare him for that. I would like to see him fight Kimbo Slice, simply because it'll give him a chance to fight somebody with similar skills, plus it'll get pay-per-view buys and mainstream media coverage for Mr. White. I'm interested to see how this all plays out...

Hump Day

Maybe I can make this hump day a great one. Complimenting my totally sexxxy wife is usually a good way to make a hump day lead to nite humping. Right now watching Dexter is foreplay. Don't know if its Dexter himself or that she likes good serial killers kill bad serial killers, but it gets her in the mood. Ok, I'm pretty sure its Dexter himself, but I'll take what I can get. For a while there, True Blood and some wine did the trick, but now we're caught up and waiting for the next season. So, there it is, the way to a woman's pants (or in particular, my woman's pants) copious amounts of wine and something sexy on the TV. Too bad we can't watch anything from the Library of Alexandria. I sure do hate good porn not get used. Atleast, i'll get a BJ and some pussy. Its been a minute, so I'm craving it. We'll see how it goes....
Why is it that when I write here, I feel like Doogie Howser at the end of the show...oh well. Off to hopefully get some action tonight. Yee Haaa!!!

Poppin the cherry

Well, this is my first post on here. So why would anybody read this? Probably cuz you're totally bored and there was "porno" in my blog title. I'm just your typical 9 to 5er office job kinda douche bag. But luckily i've been blessed with what my boss calls, "the Dr. Phil" ability. Where people open up to me for some unknown reason, even though they've only known me for a few minutes. Its a weird mutant ability, but it entertains me thoroughly. Perhaps, i'll write about crap like that on here. Who knows. Either way, I'm still stuck in the office, pondering the zen like question, "why can't life be a porno". I'm sure the janitors around here DO make their life a porno here, maybe i'll be lucky enough to catch them one day. Actually one of my co-workers told me that she caught a chick goin down on some dude in the middle of the hallway one late nite when she went to the office to sober up after happy hour. That would be awesome to catch that.

Speaking of pornos, the wife and I just re-did the living room, and in the process, cleaned up what I call, "The Library of Alexandria. Or what most people call, their porn stash. We're talkin' years and years of collecting. Of course its mostly VHS. And of course it turns out my VCR now eats up the tapes, so I'm stuck with a dilemma. What do I do with this treasure trove of porn that spans from the mid 70's to the early 90's. I mean we're talkin about history here. Do I just throw it away? (its absurd to even think that!!!) or do maybe donate it to the Salvation Army. Decisions, decisions.....