Poppin the cherry

Well, this is my first post on here. So why would anybody read this? Probably cuz you're totally bored and there was "porno" in my blog title. I'm just your typical 9 to 5er office job kinda douche bag. But luckily i've been blessed with what my boss calls, "the Dr. Phil" ability. Where people open up to me for some unknown reason, even though they've only known me for a few minutes. Its a weird mutant ability, but it entertains me thoroughly. Perhaps, i'll write about crap like that on here. Who knows. Either way, I'm still stuck in the office, pondering the zen like question, "why can't life be a porno". I'm sure the janitors around here DO make their life a porno here, maybe i'll be lucky enough to catch them one day. Actually one of my co-workers told me that she caught a chick goin down on some dude in the middle of the hallway one late nite when she went to the office to sober up after happy hour. That would be awesome to catch that.

Speaking of pornos, the wife and I just re-did the living room, and in the process, cleaned up what I call, "The Library of Alexandria. Or what most people call, their porn stash. We're talkin' years and years of collecting. Of course its mostly VHS. And of course it turns out my VCR now eats up the tapes, so I'm stuck with a dilemma. What do I do with this treasure trove of porn that spans from the mid 70's to the early 90's. I mean we're talkin about history here. Do I just throw it away? (its absurd to even think that!!!) or do maybe donate it to the Salvation Army. Decisions, decisions.....